JuSt OnE mOrE wEeK oF sLeEp...

Brain food. Not that I eat brains. I'm not that kind of monster. I'm happy with ketchup over blood. The fact that both are red is just a happy accident.

A pork pie or two with ketchup is just one of many happy snacks that suit me while writing, as my most consistent talent is the ability to convert calories into words.

So, what do you snack on while you work? Crisps? Chocolate? Health food? With a nice cool skull full of the blood of your enemies?

Okay, maybe 'health food' was a step too far... but are you just as peckish when you read?

I hope you will be nibbling comfortably with #facevalue in front of you...